Intro:

E|-12------------------------|
B|----14-12-14---------------|
G|-------------12-13-11-13---|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|


    E                C#m 
The whole world is watching me
      G#m             A 
As I light up the TV screen
     E       G#
My life's a parade
  C#m            F#
But I've got it made
   A                B
I hope everyone will see

     E                C#m 
I want my ratings to go up
      G#m             A 
I hope you all wish me luck
     E       G# 
I'll act like I care
  C#m           F#
About your welfare
   A                B
And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch


I want to be on your good side   |
I've got nowhere else to hide    | = Same chords
Everything that you hear         |
May not be sincere               |
At least my voice is amplified   |


C#m         G#m     A             E        
I think my credibility has gone away
C#m         G#m     A             E        
The colors on your television will turn gray
C#m         G#m     A             E        
I'll make a living while i exploit everyone
C#m         G#m     A             E        
I never thought this way of life would be so fun

E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------| play
D|------------------| 4x
A|--9-9-9-9-8-7-6---|
E|--7-7-7-7-6-5-4---|

E            G#      A       E
Please come onto my talk show
E            G#      A       E   x2
I'll share everything I know