G E D Am C Cadd9
E x 3 x x x  x  x
A x 2 2 x x  3  3
D x x 2 x 2  x  2
G x x x 2 2  2  x
B x 3 3 3 1  1  3
e x 3 3 2 x  x  3

*When she plays the D chord sometimes she hammers on her picky onto the little e on 3rd


[Verse 1]
                 G
I wish you would cheat on me
                E
I wish I could catch you in a lie
                Cadd9
I wish you would call me up
                     D
And let me down and listen to me cry
                    G
I wish you would break my heart
                    E
I wish you could look me in the eye
     Cadd9
And tell me there's another woman
     D
And just tell me "goodbye"


[Chorus 1]
                Cadd9                                      G
Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"
                        Cadd9                                     G
Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon
                   Am
Then I could tell everyone

Just what you've done
     C
And we'd be history
             G
I wish you would cheat on me


[Verse 2]
         G
I wish this could be enough
                 E
I wish I could sleep at night
                  Cadd9
I wish I didn't hate myself
                             D
'Cause when I lie it just don't feel right
                   G
I wish there was a tight red dress
                  E
I wish there was whiskey and wine
                   Cadd9
I wish you'd get down on your knees
                           D
Begging, "Baby, please, it was just one time"


[Chorus 1]
                Cadd9                                      G
Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"
                        Cadd9                                     G
Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon
                   Am
Then I could tell everyone

Just what you've done
     C
And we'd be history
             G
I wish you would cheat on me


[Bridge]
         E                               Cadd9
You've never done me wrong and you never will
       Am                 E                     D
Oh, but if I broke all of the rules you would love me still


[Chorus 2]
         D           Cadd9                                      G
Don't make me say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"
                              Cadd9                               G
I know you're gonna feel like hell and your mama thought I hung the moon
                       Am
Then you could tell everyone
                 E
Just what I'd done
              C*
And we'd be history
                    Am
I don't want you to hate me
                         C*
Don't make me do this, baby
                   G       Cadd9
I wish you would cheat on me
                   G       Cadd9
I wish you would cheat on me