Here They come in their cuffed levi's
Hair slicked back theyre real tough guys
black tshirt and a bad attitude
better not step on their blue suede shoes

livin in a time thats long since gone
its not quite right theres something wrong
look there goes another betty page
get with it chick its all the rage

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Hes really really really rockabilly
really really really rockabilly
he pissed in his pants
hes to drunk to care
hes wearin 1956 underwear

theres neo rockabilly
theres pysco-rockabilly
theres starbucks orange country rockabilly
theres euro-ja-ja-wir-machen-rockin rockabilly
influenced rockabilly
theres australian-shrimp-on-the-barbie-carry-your-surfboard-to-sears-to-buy-your-rolled-up-levi's rockabilly
theres rock-a-johnny rocka-a-sally rock-a-hillbilly
its all so stupid and its just plain silly

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The man at the door
he's a rockabilly guy
he said you cant come in
your pompadours to high
better grow them sideburns
get a tattoo on your neck
drink pabst blue ribbon
drive a rockabilly wreck

has it come to this?
I want a new job
rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs
it used to be fun to play the guitar
now I just want to run real real far
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