Intro: A

A
Surrey girls like tight jeans 
Right up tight against their skin 
Take you home to the dark 
And show you what's in 

With glasses bigger than her face 
She's off to get her wotsit waxed 
Find that Gucci bag she wanted 
from Harvey Nicks 

D                         C                     A
Cause she's only thinking about number one again 
D                         C                      A
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing 
Hold on 

A
Surrey girls like their boys 
with lots of cash to buy them toys 
A Porsche or a Merc will do 
Turn heads with the noise 

A
Sprayed on tan and new lip gloss 
She is off to meet the boss 
Three little kids he's got 
But she just don't care 

D                         C                     A
Cause she's only thinking about number one again 
D                         C                      A
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing 
Hold on 

D
Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge 
D
Where it came clear to me 
D
You need love you need love 
D                      A
But you're wasting time 
D
Oh but now Surrey girl 
D
I can really show you how 
D
Give you love give you love 
D                      A
And I'll waste your time 

A
In her time she's learnt some tricks 
Fourty licks and bamboo sticks 
She is queen here right now 
Boy you'll be numb 

A
That figure ain't just by luck 
Atkins Diet nip and tuck 
Hours on the treadmill 
And yes she gives a good fuck 

D                         C                     A
Cause she's only thinking about number one again 
D                         C                      A
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing 
Hold on 

D
Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge 
D
Where it came clear to me 
D
You need love you need love 
D                      A
But you're wasting time 
D
Oh but now Surrey girl 
D
I can really show you how 
D
Give you love give you love 
D                      A
And I'll waste your time 

B
And now it seems that I have fallen for a Surrey girl 
B
And she has promised she won't leave me for another girl 
B
And now at night we lie and hold each other really tight 
B
And then we promised yeah that we would be the only ones 
B
The only ones 

interlude
G slide to A a few times


D
Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge 
D
Where it came clear to me 
D
You need love you need love 
D                      A
But you're wasting time 
D
Oh but now Surrey girl 
D
I can really show you how 
D
Give you love give you love 
D                      A
And I'll waste your time