[Intro]
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[Verse]
E *
Well the word on the street
I heard somebody say
Is you had a real shittin' turd of a day
A *
So I looked in my pocket, and guess what I found
E *
Ten digits just waitin' there to take you to town
F# *
I got a five-finger discount coming your way
B
I'm a fingerball wizard, I just give it awayyy
A
You're lookin' for some belly work
Well, don't be alarmed
Em
I've got the friggin tools
on the end of my arm
B
If you're feelin' low
I'll put my peanut in your jelly
A
No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?
Ahhh

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
E *
Well, people got milk and people got game
They're both refreshing, but they're not the same
A *
When my baby gets my belly, she sets me on fire
E *
If the ride is feelin' hard, It's 'cause there's air in my tire
F#
When I get your belly, it's to show I care
B
Six pack or spare tire, fully-clothed or bare
A
You're lookin' for some belly work
Well, don't be alarmed
E
I've got the friggin tools
on the end of my arm
B
The hockey game's in overtime
and someone broke the telly
A
No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?
ahhh

[Alex Lifeson Guitar Solo]
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[Bridge]
E *
Well, butter my butt
and call me a biscuit
You got a problem,
and we're gonna fix it

[Outro]
A *
You gotta aim below the tits, above the belt
E *
With just the right pressure
So you don't leave a welt
F#
Line up single file, you all know the drill
B
If the left one don't get ya
Then the right one will
A
You're lookin' for some belly work
Well, don't be alarmed
E
I've got the friggin tools
On the end of my arm
B
Forgot to change the litter
Now your kitty's gettin' smelly
A
No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?
B
If you're feelin' sick
I'll get ya feelin' welly welly
A
No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?
B
You're croakin' for a dart,
and all that's open is the deli
A
No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?
B
you might be good at grammar
but you're terrible at spelly
A
No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?
      Em
Come onnnn.

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| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| b  Bend
| ~  Vibrato
| /  Slide up
| *  Palm Mute