A hero's easy to be: They lack the training
Coordination, waiting for destiny
They're just the puppets of prophecy
Or a famous last name

But I've been playing villain for far too long
I'm both a cat to a mouse as I'm a cat to a dog
I've got cartoon physics
Hitting every single branch on my way

We're all drawn to danger since we were just kids
The tropes aren't so subtle, cliche as it is
You've got your money in a dollar sign sack
But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks

A hero's easy to be, they all start average
Or else passive 'till they're pulled to their feet
And via montage they'll have gone from weak
To awesome in a couple of days

But I've been playing villain for quite some time
You best believe my wanted poster reads as dead or alive
If I'm gonna go, I better make it worth the money they'll pay

We're all drawn to danger since we were just kids
The tropes aren't so subtle, cliche as it is
You've got your money in a dollar sign sack
But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks

You've got your money in a dollar sign sack
But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks

I've got the rope and you've got the wrists
And I'll pull it tight and give it a twist
And you bring the beauty, I'll bring the risk
I know that it's twisted but I can't resist

I've got the rope and you've got the wrists
And I'll pull it tight and give it a twist
And you bring the beauty, I'll bring the risk
I know that it's twisted but I can't resist, hey!

You ride in style with your bulletproof glass
Spent all week perfecting your sinister laugh
And while you're revealing your plan of attack
I've got a girl I've got to tie to the track

You've got your money in a dollar sign sack
But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks
You've got your money, you've got your money
You've got your money in a dollar sign sack
But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks