Mona's dad, I don't know why
But I can't get him off my mind
Underneath that trucker hat
He's got a beard and all that
Mona's dad works under cars
I almost faked a car crash
They don't see what I see
I see a man, I'll never have
No not Mona's dad

Mona's dad, he's in his chair
Watching football with his friends
He's drinking beer straight out the can
Mutes the TV, he hates the ads
I had a dream, 2: 33
Watched the archer split the tree
Then I woke up, he wasn't mine
It was just Mona and I
Doing homework
Wish I were older
The dream is over

Mona's dad, he's really sad
But I feel safe inside his eyes
I'd like to think that he cries (ooh-ooh-ooh)
On his arm
There's a cross
From the days he used to serve
In the army (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Mona's dad, he loves his wife
Is it bad I hope sometimes
He thinks of me
When they fuck?
Too good a man to do that
I wear a skirt up on my knees
Even the floorboards try to peak
But he won't look at me like that
No, not Mona's dad

I'm in love with Mona's dad
I'm in love with Mona's dad
I'm in love with Mona's dad
Mona's dad
Mona's dad