I have an affair, a love affair, with a thing
Yes I have an affair, a squalid affair with a thing

Well the preacher tell me, "Son, to love an object is a sin."

Now I call that thing J. Edgar, though it don't run no F.B.I.
Yeah I call that thing J. Edgar, though it don't run no F.B.I.
That's the end of this song, and I don't know why.
Goodbye.