Em9 Fmaj9
 Em9 Ebmaj9

[Verse 1]
Em9
  I'm a confidence man
Fmaj9
  Piss down your back, and tell you it's raining
   Em9
A confidence man
Ebmaj9
  Reigning like a queen, like anyone else

[Verse 2]
Em9
  Everyone expected to be queen
Fmaj9
  Which is more possible, for it to rain piss,
N.C
Or a kaleidoscope of queens?
   Em9
A confidence man
Ebmaj9
  These are your words, use 'em in my favor

[Pre-Chorus]
         Am7
On the train, I pull your wallet
 Bm7
Feed it to a mule
     Cmaj7
You come at me with bloodshot eyes
  Bm7
Charging like a bull

[Chorus]
       Am7
I'm a confidence man
       Abmaj7
Not a confident man
 Em9

[Verse 3]
Em9
  Fall into the shadows
Fmaj9
  Preaching 'bout humility
   Em9
A confidence man
Ebmaj9
  You nearly did a, "What? Who's there?"
N.C
Nobody here but us chickens
Em9
  Doesn't matter, was a ruse anyway
Fmaj9
  Took your pants that time
       Em9
I'm a sensitive man
Ebmaj9
  Got the confidence to try

[Pre-Chorus]
           Am7
I know nothing about you
                   Bm7
Yeah, you know everything about me
        Cmaj7
If I reveal any more
           Bm7
I'll just be a spy

[Chorus]
       Am7
I'm a confidence man
       Abmaj7
Not a confident man
 Em9

[Bridge]
           Am7
I'm not a confident man
           Bm7
They're much more dangerous
Cmaj7
  Look at this man, never questioning
Bm7
  Never failing, so he never learns
 Am7
Look at him
         Abmaj7
I mean, watch his ass
 Em9

[Pre-Chorus]
                   Am7
He's the kind of thief
                Bm7
That works in broad daylight
Cmaj7
  That never gets caught
 Bm7
You give me the heebie-jeebies, sir

[Chorus]
       Am7
I'm a confidence man
       Abmaj7
Not a confident man
 Em9

[Outro]
              Am7
Oh, you made me
         Bm7
You abandoned me
Cmaj7                                  Bm7
  These are your words, use 'em in my favor
 Am7
Gimme all your confidence
      Abmaj7
I'll feed it to a mule
 Em9