Gm  Bb  F  C
Gm  Bb  F  C

[Verse 1]

   Dm         Bb        F              C
Preserved and safe on a high-up shelf
      Dm            Bb            F    C
Where soiled little fingers can't mess
Dm         Bb          F              C
Catalogued labeled and rarely-played
Dm           Bb          Dm
Polished and pure and possessed

[Chorus]

   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
F             C
   That's not music
   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
            F      C
   That's a pickle
   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
F             C
   That's not music
   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
            F      C
   That's a pickle

[Verse 2]

Dm             Bb           F         C
Best keep your songs in the safety of darkness
    Dm      Bb           F         C
And never expose them to light
Dm        Bb   F          C
Open with care pack in the box
         Dm              Bb              Dm
All your songs might grow wings and take flight

[Chorus]

   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
F             C
   That's not music
   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
            F      C
   That's a pickle
   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
F             C
   That's not music
   Gm     Bb
   Aaaahh aaahh
            F      C
   That's a pickle

[Bridge]

Gm     Bb
Pickle
F      C
Pickle
Gm     Bb
Pickle
F      C
Pickle
Gm     Bb
Pickle
F      C
Pickle
Gm     Bb
Pickle
F      C
Pickle
Gm     Bb
Pickle
F      C
Pickle
Gm     Bb
Pickle
F      C
Pickle

[Outro]

Gm  Bb  F  C
D   Bb  F  C