G  F#m  F  Cmaj7
G  F#m  Em7  G


[Verse 1]
G                        A
Mom, would you give me a ring?
D                    D7              G
One for the ride and one for the magazines?
       B7          C   Cm
"She's only twenty-two"


[Verse 2]
  G                  A
A flash to the upbringing
       D                  D7               G
Of the child, the canine, what will become mine
     B7          C     Cm
Once I decide to leave?


[Verse 3]
Gmaj7   F#m      Esus2
Seek to take and give it all away
Gmaj7               F#m
Once you know, it's only a maze
            Esus2
There could be more days like today


[Chorus]
F#m7             B7
 Complain to the management
 E               C#
About my lack of self-respect
F#m7            B7
Fast forward to when I'll have friends
    E             C#
And men who don't interject
F#m7         B7
Harping over old regrets
E            C#            F#m7  B7
Hating how I let it get to me
E  C#
Me


[Verse 4]
G          D/F#
Only for a short while
    Em7              D
I'm bound to lose my head
    G                    D/F#
And just when I start to think it's ended
 Em7               D
Another demand commences
    G               D/F#
I'm doing it for my future self
    Em7                  D
The one who needs more attention
        G                  D/F#
I'll forget to forgive and hold it all in
    Em7                 D
I'm old with some resentment


[Outro]
Bb        C7     F   D7
 Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Bb    C7  F   D7
Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Bb    C7  F   D7
Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Bb    C7  F   D7
Oh-oh-oh