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Intro
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A, E, D (x6)

1st verse
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   A                    E                D
He thought he was drunk as can be
A                       E          D
New white skinny rebel was he
          A                D
Because he knew what mattered
        A               D                 E
It's all in the clatter of the band's he'd seen
A                  E                D
His words with wisdom would shock
A               E                 D
Whether he meant them or not
A                 D
He'd save the world
          A                D
All the boys and the girls
                E
But another single's all he'd be

Chorus (x2)
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          A
That's sad

That's right
E
Another night
                D               E
Of someone else's fantasy

2nd verse
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(Same chords as 1st verse)

He thought he was cool with his tunes
He practiced the nack in his room
And in the evening he'd d.j.
With the slider at plus eight
Believing that at his feet we swoon
Now he is always there in the queue
While down on the dance floor it's you
And when he starts playing
You don't notice that these aren't his tunes

Chorus (x4)
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3rd verse
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He thought he could measure the world
Because he loved the flag when unfurled
First he's a lawyer excellent debater
You should have heard the mud he hurled
Now you've seen his face on t.v.
Leading parlimentary
When he makes decisions
That meet your derision
He reminds us all that we're free