Those inexpressive faces
Displaying useless minds
Idiots with a tan
And a one-year lifespan

I flip through the channels
I flip through different ways
Of humiliation
Different freaks every week

And for us this seems
Remarkable and sad
That folk need
To be stupid, to be bad
To gain fame
A fake respect
A revolting reputation
Is the key to the media nation

A famine in North Africa
Genocide in South America
Revolution in East Asia
Suppression in Malaysia

Peace process in Palestine
It's a battle of wits
There's no place in the headlines
'Cos BB blonde got new tits