B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh

E|---11-9~----11-9-11-9--7h9-7-6-------6---------------
B|-9--------9--------------------7-9-7---7-9-------7-9-
G|-----------------------------------------------------
D|-----------------------------------------------------
A|-----------------------------------------------------
E|-----------------------------------------------------

E|7---------7-----------| 
B|-----7-9--------------| 
G|--8---------8---------| 
D|----------------------| 
A|----------------------| 
E|----------------------| 


E|---------------------------------------2-------------
B|-----------------------------------4-2---4p2p0-------
G|-6-8-6-------------8-----8/9//11---------------------
D|---------6-9-6---6---6-9--------------------------6p4
A|-------9---------------------------------------------
E|-----------------------------------------------------

E|----------------------| 
B|----------------------| 
G|----------------------| 
D|---4~/6---------------| 
A|-6--------------------| 
E|----------------------| 


E|----------------------7----7~---6-7-6----------------
B|-----------------7--9---9-------------9-7-9-4h7-4----
G|-8---6---6h7h8---------------------------------------
D|---9---9---------------------------------------------
A|-----------------------------------------------------
E|-----------------------------------------------------

        B                       E
Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and 
she's marrying me
           C#m          F#                            
And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing 
          Abm
her fifth book
        B                                     E
Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own 
theory of relativity
                 C#m       F#             Abm
It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine
        B                                         E
Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved 
anything, and you should hear her sing,
            C#m         F#                      Abm
she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't 
heal
        B                                            E
Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global 
warming, during our breakfast just
this morning
                     C#m   F#                          
She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman 
     Abm
alive

(small note on the chorus, if you play the F# as the 
9th fret A barre chord shape and
the second F# as
an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the
 bass better)

                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't 
mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...

E|------------| e|--11~~~--| 
B|--12~~~~----| B|--12~~~--| 
G|--13~~~~----| G|---------| 
D|------------| D|---------| 
A|------------| A|---------| 
E|------------| E|---------| 

        B                                      E
Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my 
wife and complete my life
            C#m           F#                   
She's got a science degree, we fell in love at 
   Abm
university
        B                                    E
Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn 
smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart
           C#m     F#                  Abm
Her dad's a doctor,  so glad I got her
        B
Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace
              E
She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone
         C#m          F#              Abm
Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual
        B                                     E
Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next
 week
                                      C#m        F#
        Abm
She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I 
think the wedding is gunna go well

                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't 
mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...
                         B   F#  B      F#
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind 
the...