My Aunt Margaret said she knew every Christmas carol
Songs of holly, Santa, snow and reindeer by the barrel
So I set out to find some unsung Christmas thing
So for her sake, we would have a brand new carol to sing

Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey
No one's sung about Christmas monkey
Christmas monkey's got no song
It's been that way for much too long

Monkeys run and monkeys climb
Monkeys love Christmastime
Just ask George, the hairy one here
He's got spirit and monkety cheer
(He's got spirit and monkety cheer)

Don't you think it's time?
I mean, it's like a crime
It seems so very, very wrong
A Christmas monkey needs a song

Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey
No one's sung about Christmas monkey
Christmas monkey's got no song
It's been that way for much too long

Monkeys run and monkeys climb
Monkeys love Christmastime
Just ask George, the hairy one here
He's got spirit and monkety cheer
(He's got spirit and monkety cheer)

Don't you think it's time?
I mean, it's like a crime
It seems so very, very wrong
A Christmas monkey needs a song

Harps are plunky, skunks are skunky
Doughnuts dunky, an elephant's trunky
But there's only one thing monkey
Guess what that is, guess what that is
Oh, oh

It's a Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey
Time to sing about Christmas monkey
Lift your voices loud and strong
This is the Christmas monkey song

Christmas monkey, Christmas monkey
Deck the halls with the Christmas monkey
Lift your voices loud and strong
This is the Christmas monkey song
Lift your voices loud and strong
This is the Christmas monkey song