All you big city women listen to me
I got some super yooper love like you ain't never seen
I like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small
Skinny, homely, i love em all
Come on
Are you ready for some yooper action
Come on
Gather round 'cause i'm the main attraction

Sit on my lap, i'll let cha rub my stubble
Just one kiss an you'll be seeing double

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I'm a super, dooper, a super dooper yooper love machine
I'm a super, dooper, a super dooper yooper love machine

I don't care how many hearts i break
I like to share, i give em all some cake
They fight over me 'cause i'm so good lookin'
They come from miles around just to do my cookin'

Come on
Are you ready for some huggin' and kissin'
Come on
Gather round, you don't know what you're missin'

Come over here, i'll let cha rub my gut
If you need a pillow, you can use my butt