He don't leave when it's time to go
He don't leave at the end of the show
He's no friend an acquaintance at best
A scary guy in a leather vest
Cause he's a nuisance

When he speaks it's a scary sound
It's hard to keep him from hanging around
the girls won't give him the time of day, they just hope he'll go
away
Why won't he go away, why does he always stay
Cause he's a nuisance

I wish he'd move to another place or at least get out of my face
It seems that there is nothing left to do
I wish he would just get a clue
Cause he's a nuisance

Why won't he go away, why does he always stay
Cause he's a nuisance