I love Lucy and Annie's Great
But there's one redhead that I fucking hate
It's the Wendy's girl that she's fucking
The bitch I'm talking about is Pippi Longstocking

Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch

It's not here hair that causes me grief
It's the fact that their cut so deep
She walks around so proud and thin
I'll rip all her hair out til she's Pippi Long skinhead

Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch