A   Em D   
G A   Em D
G A   Em D
G A   Em D        
G F                              G F
   Damn, what drugs aren't you on
                    G A
And can I come along
              C               
You’re wasted 
               F
and stoned when
                      G F
I am sober as a marble
                              G F
I think I love you are horrible
                           G  A
I think I love you are horrible


        Em D
You can’t 
     G    A  
be my girl
        Em D
You can’t 
     G    A
be my girl
     Em   D      G A         Em D
You can’t be my girl


G F                          G F
   Fishing for your lipstick,
                      G   A
You found your cigarettes
               C               F           
You’re hacking up the wrapping,
                         G F
As we sit on rotten steps
                                G F
You're crazy and show you it off
                                G A
Dear, you’re slurring Gorbachev
                  C
But you insist on 
              F
discussing him
                                  G F
You’re so wrong but somehow you win
                         A 
So wrong to kiss you when


        Em D
You can’t 
     G    A  
be my girl
        Em D
You can’t 
     G    A
be my girl
     Em   D      G A         Em D   G
You can’t be my girl


A     A     A     A
Em    Em    Em    Em


A D            A G
    You’re sweet 
                A  Em
but you’re messed up
              Em Bm
Your best friend
            A D
is a red cup
         A G                  A Em
You're oooooobviously not the one
                 Em Bm
But you remind me 
          A D  
life can be fun
  C G    A D
Yeah,  yeah.
  C G    A D
Yeah,  YEAH!
  C G    A D
YEAH!  YEAH!
    C G         G A       
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!


         Em D
You can't 
     G A  
be my girl
        Em D
You can’t 
     G    A
be my girl
     Em   D      G A         Em D   G
You can’t be my girl


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A A A A A A A A
Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em