I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car
Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks
On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped
You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs

I'm out of jokes, I'm out of banter
I'm out to lunch, I'm minding my manners
You should learn to mind your own business
You're too busy checking my grammar
What's so funny?
What if you run out of the money?
I won't be here blowing you kisses
I'll be sipping tea in your study

Gimme a break
Are you a stupid? Turn on your brain
You're not a martyr, you're not a saint
Only an expert when you complain
Give you a toy
You're not a man, you are but a boy
You never talk, you just make a noise
If I'm in the trolley, you are the choice

I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car
Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks
On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped
You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs

I'm in hell
When you're in the room, I go somewhere else
Can't you tell?
Everything you say is about yourself
Here's your bottle
All you ever want is to be swaddled
Like a pothole
When I'm in the trolley, you're the problem

Gimme a break
You're such a prick, you're sick in the brain
What is your job? You sleep, and you game
I think your mother should be ashamed
Give you a toy
You're not a man, you are but a boy
Stuck in the arcade without the coin
You're like a story without the point

I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car
Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks
On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped
You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs