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  Aw Yea!                          
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[VERSE]
G                     C         A#  G 
I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed
G                              C A# G 
Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread
C
I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean
G                                      C A# G 
'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine
D 
Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne
G 
Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home


[CHORUS]
C
The cows came home
D
The cows came home
C  D
I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone
G                    C    A#   G
Lord have mercy, the cows came home


[VERSE 2]
G                                  C A# G
The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone
G                            C   A# G
But I guess it's better than bein' alone
C
Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face
G                             C  A# G
But I got enough milk for the human race
D
I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong
G
'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home


[CHORUS 2]
C
The cows came home
D
The cows came home
C  D
I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone
G                    C    A#   G
Lord have mercy, the cows came home


[BRIDGE]
C       
I didn't see the writing on the wall
D 
Missed the invitation to the bovine ball
C
I didn't hear no cowbells ringin'
D
Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin'


[G  O CHORDS]
C  G  C  D

[CHORUS 3]
C
The cows came home
D
The cows came home
C  D
I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone
G                    C    A#   G
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
G                    C    A#   G
Lord have mercy, the cows came home