You pick a fight with someone
Every time, if you can
It doesn't matter if you lose again, no
You look for trouble everywhere you go
You always end in an imbroglio

Your mama-mia always feeding you pizza pies
You sit and eat them 'till you're double-sized, Oh
Now all your cousins call you elephant
You're like a sumo wearing a circus tent

T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Is your middle name
No matter where you go
The story is the same

You're the Titanic of the neighborhood
A little harmony would do you good
This ain't no movie made in-Hollywood
You're trouble
You're trouble
Sometimes you're double trouble
You never cared and never understood
I kind of think your head is made of wood
You wouldn't change even if you could
You're trouble
You're trouble
The call you double trouble