[Intro]
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[Verse]
    C              D7                 G
You look so pretty when you have been drinking
C                        D7                   G
  I don't care that your friends say you're a mess
    Bm                            C
You laugh at all my jokes when no one else does
     D7                             G
So I feel it's only right I must confess

[Chorus]
           G                                  C
You see, I wasn't really drunk, I was just pretending
          D7                                 G
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
                              C
Oh, this party, it seems neverending
        D7                                G
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes

[Verse]
  C                 D7              G
I found you sitting there under the table
  C                    D7                 G
I hoped that you would make some room for me
    Bm                          C
But I have never been much of a drinker
    D7                                  G
And at this bar they don't serve herbal tea

[Chorus]
         G                                    C
You see, I wasn't really drunk, I was just pretending
          D7                                 G
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
                              C
Oh, this party, it seems neverending
        D7                                 G
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes

[Verse]
  C                D7                G
I woke up with the dawn to fix you breakfast
C                    D7                  G
  I served it to you right there in your bed
         Bm                                 C
But your bloodshot eyes addressed me like a stranger
   D7                                  G
As if I'd caused that pain inside your head

[Chorus]
         G                                     C
You see, I wasn't really drunk, I was just pretending
          D7                                 G
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
                              C
Oh, this party, it seems neverending
        D7                                G
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes
        D7                                G
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes