G, F#, E 
In the writings of the druids, 
Lies a recipe for druid-fluid. 
Sounds like a most refreshing drink to me! 
You seem to be accruin', 
More penalties than a Boston brewin', 
But your card says "get out of jail for free". 
You were always such a shoe-in, 
But you didn't pay attention to what you were doin', 
And no one here can do it as good as me! 
D 
No one here can do it, (huh!) 
D 
No one here can do it, (huh!) 
D 
No one here can do it 
E 
as good as me! 

Chorus E, Bm , D , E G, F#, E 
Singing "Yeah! 
It was a clusterfuck! (was a clusterfuck) 
Oh yeah, it really fucked us up (it really fucked us up) 

(i'm not gonna bother with the interludes  if someone else wants to go ahead do so) 

E F 
F# 
Oh why, 
B 
Do bitches cry, When I went 
D 
bye, bye 
E 
bye 

F# 
It ain't no lie, 
B 
That rent is 
D 
too damn, 
E 
too damn high.