C  Em  G  D
Am  C  Em  G

[Verse 1]
C Em G                    D
Of all the places I could be right now
C Em G
You are the one I'd rather be
C Em G                           Am
For all the faces that I've seen somehow
C Em G
Try to attach themselves to me

[Pre-Chorus 1]
C
Now I'm underneath
D
The girl with the teeth
         Em        Am
Brushing hair that isn't there
C
Pull back the sheet
D
And I declare

[Chorus]
G
Don't let me die in a hellscape
Em        C         G
A medical hellscape
   D         Em
Without the towels I came in with
G
I'll take another shape
Em             C         G
Descend from a great ape
    D                  Em
And bless the spades we dug in with

[Verse 2]
C      Em         G              Am
Before anyone can make the first cut
C          Em        G          Am
Accept the terms and conditions
    C       Em                G     Am
It's such a shame that we can make things up
C         Em          G
Because of silly, silly traditions

[Pre-Chorus 2]
C
Now the lady learns
D
That it's my turn
   Em                 Am
As I burn through her millions
       C
Let me visit her mouth
D
Before it all goes South

[Chorus]
             G        Em
Don't let me die in a hellscape
  C        G
A medical hellscape
                         Em
Without the towels I came in with
G                 Em
I'll take another shape
C                   G
Descend from a great ape
                     Em
And bless the spades we dug in with

[Bridge]
C
Prop me up on flimsy boards

Put me in the helicopter
Em
I do not send rewards

I rarely see the doctor
D
And let me move towards
Em
The light I'm moving towards
C            D
And I shall rock ya

[Outro]
N.C.          G C G Em
Don't let me die!
G  D          Em
I do not seek rewards
C                    G
The light I'm moving towards
              Em
Is visible at night
G                      D
When you see me on the television
Em                  C       G
Remember it was my decision
D                         E
To cut the cord with this life
Em
Using a plastic knife
Em
Knife! Knife! Knife! Knife! Knife! Knife! Knife! Knife! Knife!