E      F#           D     
Hey! Looks like an emergency
E                   D                               E 
Well thats ok with me 'cos I wanna tell you in this elevator
F#                    D
Looks like you're my baby now
E                 Eb            D          C#        C
So put away that thing 'cos my baby don't need no vibrator

Chorus 1:

            Gmaj7               D      Cmaj7
I'm sure...I'm the one you're looking for
              Gmaj7                   D     Cmaj7
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
Gmaj7           D         Cmaj7
I care...but I don't care anymore
                   Cm6                          E 
I'm sorry...but I don't know what I'm sorry for
      F#          D                        E
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
      F#          D                        E
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
      F#          D                        E                   D
She don't, she don't, she don't need no electric entertainer tonight investigator

E       F#                  D
Hey... now the doors are opening
E                  F#                 D                 E
and I look like a jerk while you're grinning like an Alligator
F#               D               
Can't we just forget the whole thing
E                Eb                D       C#         C
Shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later

Chorus 2:

            Gmaj7               D      Cmaj7
I'm sure...I'm the one you're looking for
              Gmaj7                   D     Cmaj7
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
Gmaj7           D         Cmaj7
I care...but I don't care anymore
                   Cm6                          E 
I'm sorry...but I don't know what I'm sorry for
      F#          D                        E
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
      F#          D                        E
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
      F#          D                        E                   D
She don't, she don't, she don't need no artificial stimulator non-organic excavator

Solo:

A7 A Em7 D6 D E F# F D E Eb D C# C
 (Or something like that. It's pretty weird)

Chorus 1 again:

            Gmaj7               D      Cmaj7
I'm sure...I'm the one you're looking for
              Gmaj7                   D     Cmaj7
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
Gmaj7           D         Cmaj7
I care...but I don't care anymore
                   Cm6                          E 
I'm sorry...but I don't know what I'm sorry for
      F#          D                        E
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
      F#          D                        E
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
      F#          D                        E                   D
She don't, she don't, she don't need no electric entertainer tonight investigator

E       F#                  D
Hey... now the doors are opening
E                  F#                 D                 E
and I look like a jerk while you're grinning like an Alligator
F#               D               
Can't we just forget the whole thing
E                Eb                D       C#         C
Shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later

E            F#         D
Hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
E            F#         D
Hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
E            F#         D
Hey... She does, she does, she does
[She don't wanna see you later]
E            F#         D
Hey... She does, she does, she does
[She don't wanna see you later]