I can't help being depressed
When i look down at my chest
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
How can i ever compete with 34 double d's?

And i'm rollin my eyes
When i look down at my thighs
They might as well tape everything that i eat,
To my legs.
I am too broke for the knife
Too lazy to excercise
But if i had hazel eyes
Maybe i could be fly.

If i had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe i
Maybe i, i,
I could be so fly.
And if i had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe i
Maybe i, i,
I could be so fly.
So fly [3x]

Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since i was 10
Beauty did not matter then.

Now that i'm 20 all that matters
Is sex cars and money
I ain't got none of the three
So basically, i am invisible to all of the fellas
And i sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.

And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how i don't look and i should look
And that's why i say...

If i had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe i
Maybe i, i,
I could be so fly.
And if i had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe i
Maybe i, i,
I could be so fly.
So fly [6x]

So basically all i need
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
Liposuction
And breast implants
Somehow that don't make much sense
I must be out of my head
If i think, that i am governed by material things.

So i decided that i'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believing the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly
Not if it costs you a dime.

If i had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe i
Maybe i, i, i
I could be so fly.
If i had no cellulite
The boys go insane
And maybe i
Maybe i, i,
I could be so fly