T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the town
All the people were trippin
Then somethin came down

I never knew I had it
Day after day the dullness grew
Then one day I just felt plain lazy

Yes, I have it
I have it, gotta have it
I have it
I am infected

Mono virus
I got the symptoms
I need a cure
I want to go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door
Mono virus
I got the symptoms
I need a cure
I want to go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

You won't see it comin'
Day after day after day
Tedium
Then one day you'll just feel plain stupid

Oh, yes you have it
You gotta have it, you gotta have it
Well I have it, you have it
You are infected

Mono virus
I got the symptoms
I need a cure
I want to go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door
Mono virus
I got the symptoms
I need a cure
I want to go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

Repetition, same shit everyday
Every year change is forbidden
Restrained by the fear
Apathetically speakin'
Its been a long time
The case remains the same
Now beat on the doldrums
Beat on the doldrums
Now beat on the doldrums

Yes, I have it
You gotta have it, you gotta have it
I have it
We are infected

I got the symptoms
I need a cure
I want to go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

I got the monovirus
Monovirus
Monovirus
Monovirus
Monovirus
Monovirus
Monovirus