Buddy, come over
Buddy, come over here right now
I want a tattoo saying: PC gone mad

Empty but for us and the vomit
Elvis sitting dead on the toilet
I still wanna be, still wanna be the best
Still wanna be, still wanna be the best
(Ah! You've taken it all!)

Make me a website
So I can completely ruin my life
We'll make an oven and then we'll get in

Empty but for us and the vomit
Elvis sitting there dead on the toilet
I still wanna be, I still wanna be the best (I still wanna be the best)
I still wanna be, I still wanna be the best (I still wanna be the best)
(Woof! You've taken it all!)

It's a golden age
I'm wearing half your face
It's a golden age
I'm wearing half your face
It's the law, the law
A sucker for the law
It's the law, the law
I'm a sucker for the law
It's a golden age
I'm wearing half your face
It's the law, the law, the law

Empty but for us and the vomit
Elvis sitting dead on the toilet
I still wanna be, I still wanna be the best (I still wanna be the best)
I still wanna be, I still wanna be the best (I still wanna be the best)
(Woof! You've taken it all!)

Buddy, come over (buddy, come over)
Buddy, come over here right now
Make me a website
So I can completely ruin my life
Buddy come over
Buddy come over here right now
Buddy come over (buddy come over)
Buddy come over here right now