This guy Michael, he´s a real good friend of mine
We´ve known each other a small eternity by now
He dresses sharp, smokes cigars and drinks good wine
An regular guy who won´t make you raise an eyebrow

But, hey now, hey now, hey, now
Michael has a symptom
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Michael and the syndrome

Michael´s also a splendid photographer
But don´t be fooled by this... should I say "normality"
When you least expect it the most bizarre things might occur
His brain is stuffed with endless weird ingenuity

Hey now, hey now, hey now
Michael has a symptom
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Michael and the syndrome

The wrong word at the wrong time to the wrong person
Cracked up a million times for this uncensored, verbal outlet
He simply doesn´t care as long as he is having fun
Could Michael suffer from the syndrome called Tourette?