INTRO: A  A  D  E  x2

VERSE 1:

A           D             E                          
Okay stab, okay stab, and please me,
A                 D    E
I don't care how,      stab me 
A                  D     E         A      D   E
And please me now,   oh, with your mouth
A            D   E
Big bad, big bad ate in 
A              D           E
A prison room,   he's just itching to
A              D      E        A      D   E
Telephone you,    oh, with his mouth


CHORUS 1:

E   D       E
  Behave, behave,
        D          E      A
I don't know quite how to behave

D  E  A  A  x4


VERSE 2: (played with some differences from VERSE 1.)

A                   D   E                  
Patience, patience,     leaves me with
A              D   E
Dross to bear,     leaves me 
A                   D         E         A    F#   G#
I don't know where,   then it leaves me out
A                   D      E
Distance, distance,    oh, leaves me
A                   D       E
I'm ashamed to say,    I'll make a
A                   D    E       A      F#  G#
Mess on the stairs       with my mouth


CHORUS 2:

E   D       E
  Behave, behave,
        D          E      A
I don't know quite how to behave
E   D   E
  Behave!
               D             E              A
I don't have a clue how to behave when I'm around you

D      E          A
  When I'm around you x4


BRIDGE:  E  D  E  E  D  E  A  A  x2
         D  E  A  A

D   E           A    D   E           A    D   E           
  Behave around you,   behave around you,   behave around you


OUTRO:  D  E  F#  F#  G#  A  G#  F#
        D  E  F#  G#  A