Ruth had Brown Tooth The Goof one fine summer's night
From the start they always knew he would be a clown
He didn't get his name because of his mighty height
They called him that because his tooth was mighty brown

Boys used to laugh and tease him when he was in school
They used to say "Someday, we'll throw you off that roof"
Girls on the other hand: he used to make them drool
And to all he was known as Brown Tooth The Goof

Brown Tooth The Goof
A man of much renown
Brown Tooth The Goof
Grew up to be a clown

On Jenny's 24th birthday, the circus came to town
She went out to take it all in that night
Finally she met eyes with a handsome little clown
Right away they both knew: love at first sight

Brown Tooth The Goof
A man of much renown
Brown Tooth The Goof
Grew up to be a clown
Brown Tooth The Clown
Never had a frown
Brown Tooth The Goof
Never lost his youth

Brown Tooth The Goof
A man of much renown
Brown Tooth The Goof
Grew up to be a clown
Brown Tooth The Clown
Never had a frown
Brown Tooth The Goof
Never lost his youth