B                       C
Mom, I know I let you down
                E
And though you say these days are happy
C
Why's the power off and I'm fucked up and
B                        C
Mom, I know I made dad proud
        E
Never say your sons a preacher
          C
When the boy can't fill his sleep


I said
E                      C            
I started jumping the shark
B                       E
I started jumping the shark
E                       F#
I started jumping the shark
               C
I want a new life

E                        C
I started jumping the shark
B                       E
I started jumping the shark
E                       F
I started jumping the shark
               C
I want a new life


            G
One as an adult
                     Em
So I'm coming home tonight
                          F#
Well no matter what the cost
                       C
And if the plane goes down
                        G
Or if the crew can't wake me up
                         Em
Well just know that I'm alright
                     F#
I was not afraid to die
                     C
Oh even if there's songs to sing
                         G
Or grandchildren you'll never meet
                   Em
It might not be my time
                        F#
But I was not afraid to die

                           C
Cause I put more faith in tv shows
                        G
Than I ever have in some holy ghost
                      Em
You know you played a part
                         F#
but after everything went dark


I started, I started

C                       G
I started jumping the shark
Em                       C
I started jumping the shark