In the house of Lexington
On the outskirts of the town
Lies an asylum built for people
Whose heads have all been blown
And a sinner named Baby Jesus
Who betrayed like Judas did
Turned on all his friends
To the local narco feds

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus? v He's gone away
Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's far away

Came a boy they called him Shoeshine
And he carried a marvelous kit
All kinds of things of beauty
And all that fancy shit
Baby Jesus, he got jealous
His motives delved in greed
He needed things from Shoeshine
For his soul to feed
Feed!

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's gone away
Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's far away

Life goes on, as the story goes
Baby Jesus finally got caught
As a fellow inmate turned him in
An inmate known as Mary
Who he trusted to the end
But when that end came
Baby Jesus was nowhere to be found
So take heed, and listen to what I say

Beware
Beware
Baby Jesus is coming your way

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?

He's gone away

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's far away