INTRO: C  G  F  C   G  F  C

               G
Oh, if I had a mind to think
F               C
I might do some damage
                       G
Mix my thoughts in the kitchen sink
F              C
Make myself a sandwich


                    G               D
Oh, I might hock my ham and cheese
               F                C
Buy a gun and shoot the breeze
                   G
Bring the sun down to its knees
    F             C       G  F  C
And make another morning


               G
Oh, if I had a mind to think
F              C
I might never gamble
                 G
Never touch that fine cornet
F               C
Do the muskrat ramble


                  G            D
I might just stay here in bed
                  F           C
Have the sense to plan ahead
               G
See the sky is getting red
     F                 C       
The [soar my kits] and crying


INSTRUMENTAL:   G  F  C    G  F  C    G  D  F  C  G  F  C


               G
Oh, if I had a mind to think
F               C
I might take up jogging
                G
Be behind those chili dogs
        F                C
Chasing books to help my noggin


                       G             D
Oh, I don't know how I got this old
                F           C
How the winter got so cold
                  G
Now the morning's turning gold
    F                 C        G  F  C
And I should stop my dreaming