A                  D                A               
go home mom and go home to your cop
                     D                     E
you made us all feel weird you should just stop
A                   D              A
as soon as he takes off you appear
                           D                E        
with your one-year old and half-can of flat beer

::Chorus I::
D                   E
you bought into the thought

that believin' in 
A                     F#m
somethin' is a lot of shit
              D
well that's unfortunate 
  E                    A       A/Gs
i guess you're gettin' jipped
D                   E
you bought into the lie

that the truth don't 
 A                     F#m
apply to you and never did
              D
well that's unfortunate 
  E                    A       
i guess you're gettin' jipped

::Solo::
E|1|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|2|--------------------------------------------9-------7--------------------|
G|3|--------9---------9-------------7------9h11-----7h9----9--7--6--4--6-----|
D|4|--9h11------9h11-----11--9--7--------------------------------------------|
A|5|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|6|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|1|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|2|-------------------------------------------7h9--10---7h9--10--9-7--------|
G|3|-------9--------9-------------8----8/14----------------------------9-7-6-|
D|4|--9h11-----9h11----11--9--7----------------------------------------------|
A|5|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|6|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|1|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|2|---------------5--------7h9--10---7h9--10--9-7-----9--10-----------------|
G|3|--6-6-6-(6)p4-----6-----------------------------9------------------------|
D|4|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|5|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|6|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

::Verse II::
(same as ::Verse I::)

well i got skipoles and i'm on my horse
and you on pills, all weird wearin' gym shorts
and my horse and i are gonna find your man
and let him know he's gotta a fuckin' freak on his hands

::Chorus II::
(same as ::Chorus I:: except...)

...on last "i guess you're gettin jipped", play:

  E                   A
i guess you're gettin jipped
  E                   A
i guess you're gettin jipped
  E                   A
i guess you're gettin jipped
  E                   F#m       D       A 
i guess you're gettin jipped