D               G7                    Em7
    There are worse things I could do,
C                    F#m7
   Than go with a boy or two.
B7                            Em7
    Even though the neighborhood
            A7
 thinks I'm trashy,
           D7
And no good,
     Bm7                   E7
I suppose it could be true...
             A7                     D
But there are worse things I could do.

         D7                   Em Em/D
I could flirt with all the guys,
C7                         F#m7
   Smile at them and bat my eyes.
B7                              Em7
    Press against them when we dance,
            A7                      D7
Make them think they stand a chance,
       Bm7               E
Then refuse to see it through....
           A7               D
That's a thing I'd never do.

         Dm                 Gm7
I could stay home every night,
C7                          F7
    Wait around for Mr. Right.
Bb7                          Gm
  Take cold showers every day,
                     A7
And throw my life away
                               C/D
On a dream that won't come true.

D7                              Em Em/D
     I could hurt someone like me,
C7                           F#m7
    Out of spite or jealousy.
B7                        E7
     I dont steal and I dont lie,

             C#m7           F#m7
But I can feel and I can cry
             B7              Em7 Em7/D
A fact I'll bet you never knew.

C7                            F#m7
   But to cry in front of you...
D7                                     G7 C Cm G
     That's the worse thing I could do.