Come over
Meet my brother
You better get a suit
Tell your little story
Make it good

He's putting on a magic show
Just dial 1-800-psycho

Lay back let's shrink your head
Lay back let's shrink your swollen head
Shrink
Big deal
Let's shrink your swollen head
Shrink

Hang over
Tell your mother
To get a parachute
Step off a little building
Down she goes

He's putting on a magic show
Just dial 1-800-psycho

Come over tell your brother
To take his little suit
Step off his building
Put it on

He's putting on a magic show
Just dial 1-800-psycho