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Verse 1

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Don't forget that brains attract 
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Darling fetch the battle axe 
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Decepticons fear this brilliant autobot 
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Do fish take baths a lot? 
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Dogs frequently take back apologies 
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Dreadful feudal treachery breeds atrocities 
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Darkened forests take bravery away 
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DFTB DFTB DFTBA 

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Doctor Freud's topic became afflicting 
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Damn Facebook, too bloody addicting 
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I came Down for the baby's arrival 
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But the Dead father's thoughts became archival 
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Drunk fish try breathing air 
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Debutante's fame tarnished by affairs 
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Delano fears to be afraid 
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DFTB DFTB DFTBA 

Chorus 1

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I don't know what you mean when you say 
Am                     G F
Please explain what is DFTB -
Am                     G             F
I don't know what you mean when you say 
Am                     G F Am
Please explain what is DFTBA

Verse 2

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It's so Damn fine to be alive 
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Until your dorky farting turd-face brother arrives 
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Difficult financial times bring apocalypse 
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Danes fear the burning acropolis 
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Donate for the blood association 
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Don't for the beaux's admiration 
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Delilah's fruitcake triggers belly-ache 
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DFTB DFTB DFTBA 

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Dead frogs teach bored anatomists 
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Delightful fans that blithely assist 
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Duel for the best acronym 
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A Dark force to boldly apprehend 
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Dastardly farmers took Bessie away 
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But she was Destined for the burger anyway 
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Distro falls through bleak autumn 
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Don't forget to be awesome 

Chorus 2

Am                     G             F
I don't know what you mean when you say 
Am                     G F
Please explain what is DFTB -
Am                     G             F
I don't know what you mean when you say 
Am                     G F Am
Please explain what is DFTBA