C           F
Oh boys and girls it's
C            G
That time of year again
C                     F
It's time to show off all our
    C             G
Generosity to our friends
C             F
We've been waiting for
C             G
Three hundred sixty four
C                   F
Days in which we've been real good
    C               G
And done all of our chores
C
But I think that it's important
F
That we think of those out there
F
To whom we do not give presents
G
Even though we really care


[Bridge]

F           G
'Cause there's just one man
         C
Who gets nothing each year
F              G           C
Even though he hasn't been bad
       F        G
How he longs to hear
C      Am
Santas reindeer
F
But he never has
    G                   C Am
And yeah that makes him sad
   F             G                   C
He never has and yeah that makes him sad


[Chorus]

          F        G         C Am
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus
F      G      C     Am
On the eve of Christmas
    F           G             C            Am
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
   F          G           C
So jesus gets nothing for christmas
     F          G           C
Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas


[Verse 2]

   C          F
When he was a boy
 C      G
Back in galillee
C            F
He never got presents
C                G
Christmas didn't exist you see
    C             F
And now that he's grown
C       G
No body guessed
        C
That he really wants that
F        C                G
24 piece metric drill bit set
C
Jesus is a carpenter
    F
You know that that is true
         F
And he's tired of using
  G
2000 year old tools


[Bridge]

F           G
Just because he's the man
         C
Who gets nothing each year
F              G           C
Even though he hasn't been bad
       F        G
How he longs to hear
C      Am
Santas reindeer
F
But he never has
    G                   C Am
And yeah that makes him sad
   F             G                   C
He never has and yeah that makes him sad


[Chorus]

          F        G         C Am
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus
F      G      C     Am
On the eve of Christmas
    F           G             C            Am
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
   F          G           C
So jesus gets nothing for christmas
     F          G           C
Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas


[Verse 3]

C      G
All he wants is
F     G
World peace
       C          F
But he also kinda likes the look
        C            G
Of that new old navy fleece
    C               G
And yeah he wants to end
F            G
Violence and war
       C          F
But he also kinda wants to
        C                G
Try out grand theft auto 4
C
He gets no milk and cookies
          F
Like that fat santa clause does
         F
He's the reason for the season
         G
But he's always sad because


[Bridge]

   F      G            C
He is the man who gets nothing each year
F              G           C
Even though he hasn't been bad
       F        G
How he longs to hear
C      Am
Santas reindeer
F
But he never has
    G                   C Am
And yeah that makes him sad
   F             G                   C
He never has and yeah that makes him sad


[Chorus]

        F        G         C Am
Because everyone thinks of Jesus
F      G      C     Am
On the eve of Christmas
    F           G             C            Am
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
   F          G           C
So jesus gets nothing for christmas
F          G           C
jesus gets nothing for christmas


[Outro]
F     G                 C       F
Jesus just doesn't know what to do
   F               G            C          F
He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth
        F          G           C        F
And the worst part is it's his birthday too
    F          G           G
And jesus gets nothing for christmas.