G             C          Bm
I'd seen your videos and I think they're so jokes
G             C              Bm
And now we're getting flirty with a couple Facebook pokes
G     C             Bm
I confess that I've adapted to your timezone
G        C                         Bm
At least now I don't have to watch Youtube alone

Em            D 
Even though tonight I've got
Bm             A
A date with my bookshelf
Em              D
I'd much rather touch and hug you
Bm          A
And nothing else

F#m       E     D
Won't you be in nerdfighterlike with me?
F#m       E       D
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
F#m       E      D
We could go on a date to the library
F#m      E             D
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me

G       C              Bm
Over a romantic lunch, we'd blurb some lolbooks
G          C                    Bm
Blenderize our meals while other tables give us dirty looks
G    C           Bm
Do a reading of "Pooh Gets Stuck" in my pants
G           C        Bm
If we could hang out IRL, I'd do my happy dance

Em          D
Even though tonight I've got
Bm             A
A date with my bookshelf
Em              D
I'd much rather touch and hug you
Bm                 A
...Maybe something else

F#m       E     D
Won't you be in nerdfighterlike with me?
F#m       E       D
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
F#m       E      D
We could go on a date to the library
F#m      E             D
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me

Em          D
Even though tonight I've got
Bm             A
A date with my bookshelf
Em              D
I'd much rather touch and hug you
Bm                 A
...And something else

F#m       E     D
Won't you be in nerdfighterlike with me?
F#m     E              D                A
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me