Intro: D A D A G

      D
I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about 1 am
  A
I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman
       D
She hands me a grocery list, and I say: 'what is this?'
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She gives me a hundred dollars and says: that should cover it


G
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
   D
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
   G
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
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a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee


D
She told me about the Vaseline, very specifically
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there's a baby size, a mommy size and a big fat daddy
D
the daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it
         A                              G            D
but you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree


G
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
   D
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
   G
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
   A                           G                 D
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee


D
I walk up to the door of the grocery store
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preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for
         D
I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you
             A                     G                D
and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you


G
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
   D
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
   G
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
   A                          G                   D
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee