Spank the whipple, hüsker dü, and early r.e.m.;
She said she couldn't live without them.
All she wanted was a best friend.
She'd do anything to get them.

Barlow solo, sebadoh, the pixies, lync, and low;
She wore their t-shirts, never missed a show.
All she wanted was a best friend.
She'd do anything to get them...

But she was a show.
There were some things she said we couldn't know.
She dwelled at night, soho.
She locked her loft; she had a secret.

Don't tell anybody...
Don't tell anybody...
Please don't tell anybody
About my paul mccartney cds!

All she wanted was a best friend.
She'd do anything to get them.
But she was a show.
There were some things we couldn't know.
She dwelled at night, soho.
She locked her loft; she had a secret.