E - C - E - C - E - C - D - B

[Verse 1]
E                                 C 
Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
E                         C 
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
E                                    C
And my ballrooms always filled the event is never small,
D                                   B  
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.

[Chorus]
E                   C#m 
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
E                       C#m
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
E                       C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
    C     C   C   D        A               B
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,

[Verse 2]
E                                 C
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
E                                 C
And everybody comes and comes again,
E                                   C
If your name is one the guest list, no one can take you higher,
D                       B 
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire,

[Chorus]
E                   C#m 
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
E                       C#m
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
E                       C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
    C     C   C   D        A               B
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,

[Verse 3]
E                                C/E
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,
E                                   C/E
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best,
E                             C/E
My balls are always bouncing, from the left and to the right,
D/F#                                    B
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night,

[Chorus]
E                   C#m 
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
E                       C#m
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
E                       C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
    C     C   C   D        A               B
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,