Billy comes home
I've been waiting for so many years to find a reason to ride back home

It's been a long time
and these houses and haircuts and horrorbags I hardly would have recognised

I call up my friend
and he tells me his wondrous adventures in financial investment went wrong

but I'm all right Jack I hate to say
I've got no money but I'm happy this way so hey hey!

Oh dear what have I done?
I had an idea and took the money and ran...
...into a brick wall
These goofs are bigger than me
These goofs are better than me
These goofs have friends in high places