It's gonna be lewd
Better get in the mood
Send me a text
When your kid's in bed

Better be afraid
Better go down and pray
Squeaky bed springs doing funky little things
Gonna scare you out of your wits
I am the thing that goes bump
In the night y'all
I am the thing that goes bump
Bump, bump, bump
In the night y'all
Let me hear ya scream
A vision in your head
A monster in your bed
I'm the ham and cheese
All between the sheets
I'm a multi-humped camel
Satin, cotton or flannel

No telling what the darkness holds
Better hang onto the skeleton bones
I am the thing that goes bump
In the night y'all
I am the thing that goes bump
Bump, bump, bump
In the night y'all
Let me hear ya scream
I'm a multi humped camel
Satin, cotton or flannel
No telling what the darkness holds
Better hang onto the skeleton bones

I am the thing that goes bump
In the night y'all
I am the thing that goes bump
Bump, bump, bump
In the night y'all