Well, I spent the whole of last week underwater
On occasion, I would surface from my room
Got a first-class view from right here in my fortress
Got a staring contest going with the Moon

There's a bunch of purple lockets from my mother
They complement the pile of dirty clothes
No wonder I've got five missed calls from Lauren
Guess it's her job to worry, I suppose

I get all dressed up, I get all dressed up for nothing
I get all messed up, I get all messed up for nothing, and you said
Settle down now, easy tiger
It'll all be over soon
Mm, put your feet up on the dashboard
And we'll ride this out together, mm

Ooh
Ooh

There's a pep talk in a bathroom at the party
Between two dumb intoxicated girls
But I just wanna disappear completely tonight
Until I learn to function in this world

I get all dressed up, I get all dressed up for nothing (nothing)
I get all messed up, I get all messed up for nothing (settle down)
Settle down now, easy tiger
It'll all be over soon
Mm, put your feet up on the dashboard
And we'll ride this out together, mm

Let it all out (hey, Holly), my dearest one (hi, Dad)
Let it all out, it's alright (one more, daddy), my dearest (whoo)
My dearest (nothing)

I get all dressed up, I get all dressed up for nothing
Settle down now, easy tiger
It'll all be over soon
Mm, put your feet up on the dashboard
And we'll ride this out together, mm

We'll ride this out together, mm
And we'll ride this out together, mm
And we'll ride this out