I've got a story to tell about
A girl called michelle
She's seen a picture of me
Now she's gone mental crazy
She wants me all day and night
Hell i won't put up a fight
With chocolate sauce on her chest i'd do her over the desk

She says she loves me more than anyone
And without me her life just isn't fun

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She's my stalker girl
She twists and wrecks my world
A little crazy but then still kind of nice
She's my stalker girl, my stalker girl

Although i've not met her yet, she's come i'm willing to bet
She's ready wet and waiting, her all anticipating

And now i'm getting psycho letters, graphic pictures, pumpic through the post
And when she asked me out and i said no, i found my cat on roast

Now i know that...
She's my stalker girl
She twists and wrecks my world
Two steps behind me is she carrying a knife?!
She's my stalker girl, my stalker girl

Come on! here we go

She's my stalker girl
She twists and wrecks my world
One step behind me is she carrying a knife
She's my stalker girl, my stalker girl

She's my stalker girl
She twists and wrecks my world
She's right behind me and she's carrying a knife
She's my stalker............ girl!