I love the way she plays her guitar
I love the fact that she says 'Be who you are'
I wanna take her on a date
My three small words would never ever ever be too late

I've never met a girl like her before
Because she doesn't exist in my world

I'd never have to pretend to be nice to you
I can see you anyway that you want me to
I guess I'll have to keep on playing my guitar
Because I'm never gonna meet my favorite rock star

The most jerkin' girl that I've ever seen
Goes by the name of Josephine
I guess I'll never ever see
Because she will never ever be

I know one thing
Yeah you can surely bet
If there's a sequel
You know I'm gonna crash the set!