My blood vessels be breakin'
When I'm out at sea
Cuz I can't get enough
Of that vitamin C

I be stealin booty
From en-gle-ish ships
Cuz they always be eatin
Those fish and crazy chips

I own 3 islands
In the caribbean
people be lookin'
But they don't be seein... them

My crew is mad sick sick
with that crazy old scurvy
But I don't care
cuz I'm from south Jersey

I got better bandanas
Than Abercrombie and Fitch
I've got more booty
than Ben Affleck's... woman

I got
better bandanas
Than Abercrombie
and Fitch
I've got
more booty
than Ben Affleck's...
WOMAN!!

I wouldn't be cryin'
If my treasure was stolen
The only man who cries
Is Scottie Rolen

And you'd need Ken Lay
To do that much Takin'
If you come for my treasure
There's a blunderbust waitin'

YAR!!